CHAOS CAKE COA

It’s real hemp flower that naturally contains high levels of THCa, the raw form of THC. Same plant vibes, different legal category — thanks, chemistry.

Not exactly. THCa is THC before heat gets involved. Once you light it up, THCa converts into THC. Science does its thing.

Federal law looks at Delta-9 THC, not THCa. As long as Delta-9 stays under 0.3% by dry weight, the flower qualifies as legal hemp.

It legalized hemp and hemp-derived products with less than 0.3% Delta-9 THC. It didn’t regulate “how strong it feels” — just the chemistry.

Yes. The law measures Delta-9 THC only, not THCa or “total THC.” That’s why THCa flower exists legally.

Different rulebooks. Dispensary flower is regulated under state marijuana laws. THCa flower falls under federal hemp law.

Legally, no. Hemp and marijuana are separated by Delta-9 THC levels, not how the flower looks, smells, or smokes.

Nope. Hemp products don’t require a medical card because they’re not part of state marijuana programs.

Because federally legal hemp can move across state lines — as long as state laws allow it. We ship where it’s permitted.

States can be stricter than federal law. That’s why availability depends on where you live (and why we follow the rules carefully).

Raw THCa won’t — but once heated, it converts into THC and may produce intoxicating effects. Use responsibly.

Because THCa converts into THC after heating. The law tests before ignition — your body experiences it after.

It can be very comparable once heated. Many customers are pleasantly surprised. (Sometimes very pleasantly.)

Some people say it feels cleaner or smoother. Others say it feels exactly the same. Effects vary — humans are complicated.

Because it basically is cannabis flower. The difference is legal chemistry, not appearance or aroma.

Yes. Once heated, THCa converts to THC, which is generally stronger than Delta-8.

Smoking or vaping usually produces effects within minutes. Everyone’s tolerance and experience differ.

Start low, go slow. You can always use more, undoing “too much” is harder.

Delta-9 is the classic THC most people know. Delta-8 is a milder hemp-derived cousin with gentler effects.

Yes — under 0.3% by dry weight, as required by federal law.

Federally yes, but some states restrict it. We only sell and ship where allowed.

Some strains contain small amounts, but THCa flower is bred for THCa dominance, not CBD.

Dispensaries list total THC after heating. Hemp products list THCa before heating. Same movie, different timestamp.

Yes. Once heated, THCa becomes THC, which can show up on drug tests.

When used responsibly by adults 21+ and sourced from lab-tested products, it’s considered safe. Moderation is key.

Anyone under 21, pregnant or breastfeeding individuals, people subject to drug testing, or those advised otherwise by a doctor.

No. If you feel impaired, don’t drive or operate machinery. Safety first, always.

Some people use it regularly, but effects vary. Know your tolerance and listen to your body.

No. Our flower contains naturally occurring THCa, not sprayed or artificially infused cannabinoids.

Absolutely not. THCa is a natural hemp cannabinoid, not a synthetic chemical.

Quality comes from genetics, curing, and testing, not the building it’s sold in. Our standards speak for themselves.

Because hemp and marijuana follow different regulatory paths. One is federally legal; the other is state-regulated.

Yes. Every product is third-party tested, and COAs are available via QR code or upon request.

Hemp products aren’t subject to marijuana excise taxes or licensing fees. Less overhead = better prices.

We’re a real retail business, focused on compliance, transparency, and quality — not hype or shortcuts